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Well look at that!  A LOVELY holiday feast.  Doing my best to starve the little shit who I'm supposed to call "son" here, which, mind you, wouldn't surprise me one bit.  ANYHOW.  He's having some trouble comprehending the "NO PETS" rule.  Though I suppose I could always make an exception for eels... uhuhuhuh.

Er--WHERE WAS I?  Oh.  RIGHT. ( Read more... )